Howdy! I’m Jaq Quicksilver, nonbinary adult creator, and today I am reviewing the Squirting Dildo in size Large from Strap-On-Me!
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ABOUT
If you’ve looked me up at all, you’ll know I have a dildo obsession. I have over a hundred (I honestly haven’t counted in a long time), and I love to use them myself or with partners in a harness. ;)
Ejaculating dildos are some of my favorite toys. They’re great for all kinds of roleplay scenarios, AND they double as lube injectors that get lube wayy... wayyyyy... in there.
But there’s a HUGE drawback that becomes obvious the moment you start shopping for one: most are NOT made of body-safe materials. When I scrolled through the top shopping results for “squirting dildo,” everything fell into one of three categories:
Made of PVC, which is toxic (see my video on this subject)
Made and sold by unethical stores known for ripping off artists’ designs
Made of silicone, and over $100
Strap-On-Me’s squirting dildo at least falls into category 3 (more on that later). I don’t use toys that aren’t body-safe, full stop, and that cuts down a lot on selection, so I was excited to test one made of actual body-safe materials!
Design
This 7.7" toy is made of ultra-soft silicone and comes with a flexible tube and syringe that let you push lube through to simulate ejaculation.
Strap-On-Me bills their brand as minimalist, quality, and functional, and I TOTALLY see that here. The design is understated and erotic, with a simple phallic shape and a very smooth head. It only comes in matte black or “vanilla” colors, so it’s unassuming enough to work in almost any scene or bedroom. The base is flared, making it safe for anal play and great for harness play... in fact...
Strap-on-Me squirting dildo in matte black color.
My favorite design feature of this toy is the tube routing under the base. Little divots let you route the tube out the left, right, or bottom of the toy, so it stays stably pointed in whatever direction works with your harness and playstyle. I wish every ejaculating dildo had this, because it’s SUCH a good idea!
Quality and Performance
Right away I could tell the silicone is very high quality: a silky matte texture, a good weight in the hand, and a clean pour with no microtears or bubbles. The firmness and finish are excellent, and on par with the other high-end toys in my collection.
The flexible tubing is identical to every other dildo tube I’ve used. The syringe is a little dinky, but replacement syringes are abundant and cheap. I just buy them in bulk online!
Experience, or, How did it actually feel when I used it?
Okay, so... what’s it like?
The silicone is on the soft side while still firm enough for casual anal play. I’d put it close to a 00-40 shore, which should make it comfortable for just about anyone.
Strapping it on was really cool, thanks to that tube routing. I actually slotted the syringe into a loop on the left side of my harness and, honestly, kinda felt like a cowboy!
My one complaint is that I think it runs a little small. Maybe that’s a me problem! But with softer toys especially, my body can take (and wants to take) more length and girth than this toy offers. I double-checked, and Large IS the biggest size available, so fellow size queens, keep shopping. For many people, though, the smaller (no, realistic!) size is a selling point. As I like to say: to thine own hole be true.
Materials and care
This toy is made of silicone, which is waterproof, hypoallergenic, and most importantly, sterilizable, so it’s safe to use over and over with proper care. I always wash my silicone toys with soap and water! To clean the tube, fill the syringe with warm, soapy water, and push through the tube; rinse with plain water, and let air-dry with the tube dangling. Store in a cool, dry place, and keep silicone away from toys made of other materials like PVC.
Packaging
The packaging is quite nice! It’s a larger box with mixed matte and shiny print, a true-to-size photo of the dildo, and graphics about the materials and design. It’s not luxury per se, but it’s higher-end packaging that made me optimistic about what was inside.
Cost
From my own shopping and conversations with toymakers, body-safe squirting toys cost more for two reasons: high-grade silicone is pricier than cheap, potentially toxic materials like PVC, and crafting a toy with a tube insert is challenging.
The Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo retails for $103.99, and honestly, I think that’s a fair price. It’s also totally reasonable to wait for a sale. When I first reviewed it, the Strap-On-Me site had it marked down to $83.19, which could be an easier swallow for some of us.
You can also save with creator deals! Use my code JAQQUICKSILVER for 10% off when you buy directly from Strap-On-Me!
FINAL WORD
The Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo is a body-safe, versatile, high-quality ejaculating dildo, perfect for couples or solo players who love where fantasy-forward play meets elevated design. I’m VERY happy to add this one to my permanent collection!