Howdy! I’m Jaq Quicksilver, nonbinary adult creator, and today I am reviewing the Tellus from my favorite toy company, Paladin Pleasure Sculptors!
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ABOUT
I have... a lot of silicone. As my tastes have expanded and evolved, I’ve come to deeply appreciate, and strongly prefer, toys from the so-called “indie” toymakers. And for me, Paladin Pleasure Sculptors has leaped ahead of the pack for three reasons:
1. High quality production. Their toys are clean and beautiful. A low-to-no rate of flaws points to an effective quality assurance process, and their customer service is excellent.
2. Amazing, functional models. PPS has the highest ratio of pleasurable toys of any shop I’ve bought from. Everyone’s tastes are different, of course, but their elegant, smoothly textured models have perfectly placed ebbs and swells that hit my g-spot and effectively plug both my holes. They always feel great, and I love finding new ways to enjoy them.
3. Beautiful aesthetics. Like many indie shops, PPS keeps developing signature colorways and pour techniques that create luscious, layered, shimmering patterns to complement their shapes. Their toys are gems of my collection.
Design
Tellus is part of PPS’s Elemental line: four models inspired by human anatomy, with a variety of lengths, girths, and curves between them.
Tellus is the girthy one, with a prominent head and a flared base that makes it safe for anal play and great for strapping on. This is one of my FAVORITE dildo shapes: a slender head with an organic swell, followed by a taper to the base. Tellus is also incredibly smooth, with minimal texturing and a glossy finish.
Jaq Quicksilver holding the PPS Tellus dildo.
PPS was kind enough to match the colorway to my Jupiter, which I’d bought from them before, so this one fits right in with my collection!
The top halves of Jaq's Tellus and Jupiter models, side by side.
Quality and Performance
Tellus is a star of my collection. I expected high quality from PPS, but I was blown away by this toy nevertheless. You can see my first impressions in the unboxing video above, and those feelings haven’t faded! The pour is flawless and beautiful. The different colors of silicone ripple and shimmer under its smooth surface. It’s a stunner!
Close up of rippled colors on the PPS Tellus.
Also, a cute note: the base of Tellus forms a subtle heart! Aww.
Jaq demonstrating the heart-shaped base of the PPS Tellus dildo.
Experience, or, How did it actually feel when I used it?
Okay, so... what’s it like?
Mine is a size medium in medium firmness. In my experience, medium is my favorite firmness for strapping on, because it’s soft enough to be comfortable for sensitive bits but firm enough to thrust decisively. On my own, I generally enjoy soft or medium toys, so this one pulls double duty!
In terms of my experience, I came to adore the Tellus for anal play! The thick swell combined with the super-smooth shaft makes for a slick and satisfying ride. I genuinely loved it so much that I brought it to use for an anal VR video shoot (NSFW link!) as my #1 choice of toy! If that’s not a strong endorsement, I don’t know what is!
I found that for myself, this toy is too long for enjoyable vaginal use, but your mileage may vary since vaginal canals vary considerably.
For me, I’ll be sticking with stickin’ Tellus in butts. :)
Materials and care
Paladin Pleasure Sculptors makes their toys from platinum cure silicone, which is the gold standard of adult toys because it’s versatile, body safe, waterproof, and easy to sterilize. I always wash my silicone toys with soap and water! If you need to sterilize, you can use a dilute bleach solution, boil them, or run them through the top rack of the dishwasher (without detergent!). Store in a cool, dry place, and keep silicone away from toys made of other materials like PVC.
Packaging
As you can see in the unboxing video on YouTube, shipping is totally discreet in a plain cardboard box. Inside, the toy is sealed in a clear plastic bag, which is nestled in colored tissue paper.
Cost
Depending on the color and firmness, a premade Tellus in medium ranges from $80-100. At the time of writing this review in 2026, a few were on sale for $64! I think that’s incredible great value even at full price for this toy. It is made with care and craftsmanship and will last through many years of fun!
Remember too — your cost may vary a lot depending on where you live, so factor in shipping and customs fees when tallying up your cart!
FINAL WORD
Paladin Pleasure Sculptors’ Tellus is one of my favorite dildos ever. If you want a realistic-inspired toy with premium quality and colors you’ll want to show off, Tellus is an easy recommendation!
Jaq holding the PPS Tellus dildo.
This review is not endorsed by PPS. PPS gifted me this toy with no expectation of an endorsement or positive review.
This review was written by me with NO use of generative AI. 🚫🤖
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