Ejaculating dildos are some of my favorite toys. They’re great for all kinds of roleplay scenarios, AND they double as lube injectors that get lube wayy... wayyyyy... in there.

But there’s a HUGE drawback that becomes obvious the moment you start shopping for one: most are NOT made of body-safe materials. When I scrolled through the top shopping results for “squirting dildo,” everything fell into one of three categories…